Well, that happens when you're shopping for an immortal former art thief. You should see my home in Opal. It's packed with things I've never tossed away.
I'm gonna submit you to that tv show Hoarders. They're gonna try and take like ten boxes of wine glasses out of your place while you scream "I can use them I'm immortal!" on national television.
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Like, text me your favorite tea and I'll get it for you. Consulting fee.
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[ Said with a laugh. Mostly because he likes teasing Wally. ]
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How advantageous for me!
Perhaps I'll pilfer some of my own.
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I'll think on it, and see what I can ask of you.
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Geez. Anybody ever tell you that you're hard to shop for?
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I hear it's lonely there for mortals.
[ WOW HOW DARE U ]
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[ He waved a hand, dismissively. Even while he started to fade into tatters of dark fabric that seemed to dissolve in the open air. ]
You had best watch yourself, Flash!
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[And then Wally gets yelled at for shouting in the library since he's the only one there. THANKS A LOT BUDDY.]