IC Contact

[foreshadower]

IC CONTACT


[ Shade prefers letters or other sorts of mail, but he can also be contacted through text or voice. ]

Comments

action

[foreshadower]

Mm, very well.

I'll think on it, and see what I can ask of you.

Re: action

[runningstart]

All right, good.

Geez. Anybody ever tell you that you're hard to shop for?

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[foreshadower]

Well, that happens when you're shopping for an immortal former art thief. You should see my home in Opal. It's packed with things I've never tossed away.

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[runningstart]

Doesn't that just make you a pack rat?

action

[foreshadower]

Of course I am. I don't have to throw away anything, I have an eternity to use it!

Action

[runningstart]

I'm gonna submit you to that tv show Hoarders. They're gonna try and take like ten boxes of wine glasses out of your place while you scream "I can use them I'm immortal!" on national television.

Action

[foreshadower]

You do that, and I'll expel you to the shadowlands.

I hear it's lonely there for mortals.

[ WOW HOW DARE U ]

action

[runningstart]

Feisty! [Wally grins and starts backing away toward the door.] Do you at least keep all your newspapers bundled? Those're a fire hazard, y'know.

action

[foreshadower]

I'll use them to burn your body!

[ He waved a hand, dismissively. Even while he started to fade into tatters of dark fabric that seemed to dissolve in the open air. ]

You had best watch yourself, Flash!

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[runningstart]

You'll never catch me, Shade! ...wait, you're supposed to say that.

[And then Wally gets yelled at for shouting in the library since he's the only one there. THANKS A LOT BUDDY.]