To Mr. Black; Your assistance was grealty greatly appreciated in the acquisition of what is now being called the Marian Manor. Of course, our dear friend the Earl of Millennium Adam was so kind enough to hand it over to me that I simply kept his name on the lease and now you have to select his name to be called up to the suite.
Though, should you wish to call upon me, I suggest that you perhaps give me some prior notice. I doubt that walking in while my face is between the breasts of a lovely wome an would make me a good host.
Your friend, General Cross Marian Apostle of God General of the Holy Dark Order Lover Extraordinary The Great Devirginator The Ginger Messiah Should I arrive, the world would be over. Disregard that last title.
I am certain that should the opportunity arise, I would be loathe to find myself with the sight of you in any state of undress. Should the need arrive that we must speak, I shall certainly be at least finding some way of letting you know I shall be by shortly.
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Your assistance was
grealtygreatly appreciated in the acquisition of what is now being called the Marian Manor. Of course, our dear friendthe Earl of MillenniumAdam was so kind enough to hand it over to me that I simply kept his name on the lease and now you have to select his name to be called up to the suite.Though, should you wish to call upon me, I suggest that you perhaps give me some prior notice. I doubt that walking in while my face is between the breasts of a lovely wom
ean would make me a good host.Your friend,
General Cross Marian
Apostle of God
General of the Holy Dark Order
Lover Extraordinary
The Great Devirginator
The Ginger MessiahShould I arrive, the world would be over. Disregard that last title.
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I am certain that should the opportunity arise, I would be loathe to find myself with the sight of you in any state of undress. Should the need arrive that we must speak, I shall certainly be at least finding some way of letting you know I shall be by shortly.
-Mr. Black
HAHAHA HIS LIFE.
How drunk was I when I sent this?
- Cross.
HIS LIFE IS AWFUL. :(
I believe that should be up to you. I'm certainly not going to test your blood-alcohol level.
-Mr. Black
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You're the only person that makes my title sound more ominous than it really is. And that says something.
- Cross.
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It hardly sounds ominous to me. Perhaps you should reconsider what the word means?
-The Shade
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Stop referring to yourself as the. It's a little pretentious.
- the Cross Marian.
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What is the purpose of supervillains names if they do not have a pretentious tone about them? It is the nature of such things.
-The Shade
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To me, you are simply Shade. Alas, it is your fate in life not to be the enemy of all humanity.
-Cross.
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I would hardly be so sure of such things. I may very well be your one truest enemy.
-The Shade
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Unless you decide to slaughter all humanity for 7000 years, then I absolutely doubt it.
-Cross.
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I do have an eternity.
-The Shade
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-Cross.
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Please. My enemies have better standards.
-The Shade
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How lovely for me.
-Cross
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I was hoping you would find that a grave insult!
-The Shade
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You'll find that it takes a lot to insult me.
-Cross