〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote in [personal profile] foreshadower 2014-01-22 03:53 am (UTC)

ATTN FROM: DEPT. OF DEFENSE

Richard Swift,

This is an automated courtesy reminder that due to the threat of hostile intervention, imPorts are required to inform the government before leaving the country. It is not safe or recommended to travel abroad without government knowledge. Please note that your status will designate AWOL if travel without governmental knowledge becomes habitual. As this is the first instance, you will not be reprimanded for your actions. However, this is your first and only warning regarding the matter.

Thank you,
United States Department of Defense

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